In an interview,Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?  Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. ....Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.  Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

Interviewar: what s ur qualification?Sardarji : Sir I am Ph.d.Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d?Sardarji : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY....

Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see   any one before you die?Patient : Yes. A good doctor

A sardar on an interview 4 da post detective.Interviewer : who killed Gandhi?Sardar : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating.......

Once it so happened in a flight that, James bond was sitting besides a Telugu guy..Both were traveling to US.Telugu Guy : "Hello, May I know ur name please?"James Bond : "I am Bond.. James Bond."James Bond: "and you?"Telugu Guy : "I am Sai... Venkata Sai... Siva Venkata Sai...Laxminarayana Siva Venk... Read more

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?Santa: Tipu's skeleton.Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?Santa: That was Tipu's skeleton when he was a child