A sardar on an interview 4 da post detective.Interviewer : who killed Gandhi?Sardar : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating.......

In an interview,Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?  Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. ....Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.  Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see   any one before you die?Patient : Yes. A good doctor

Interviewar: what s ur qualification?Sardarji : Sir I am Ph.d.Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d?Sardarji : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY....

Once it so happened in a flight that, James bond was sitting besides a Telugu guy..Both were traveling to US.Telugu Guy : "Hello, May I know ur name please?"James Bond : "I am Bond.. James Bond."James Bond: "and you?"Telugu Guy : "I am Sai... Venkata Sai... Siva Venkata Sai...Laxminarayana Siva Venk... Read more

Ingredients:2 cups Basmati rice 1 cup vegetables (Cauliflower, potato, carrot, French beans) 150 grams Green peas 3 Thinly sliced onion2 Thin sliced green chiliesSalt to taste 1 tsp Red chili powder 2 tsp Cinnamon, caraway seeds 4 Cloves½ tsp Black pepper powder4 Tomatoes½ cup Yogurt (... Read more

Ingredients: 500gm cleaned chicken1 medium sized onion, sliced1 medium sized tomato, sliced25gm roasted cashewnuts4 tbsp oilGrind together to make a paste:1 tbsp coriander powder1 tsp cumin powder1 tsp chili powder1 tsp turmeric (haldi) powder3 pods black cardamom ½ tsp black pepper4-5 cloves... Read more

Ingredients:2 cups fresh sweet corn kernels1 cups milk7 cups water2 tbsp corn flourSalt, sugar   Method: Combine the milk, water and sweet corn, and boil until corn is cooked (could be 5-12 minutes depending on freshness of corn) Take a little of the cooked sweet corn, about half a cup, ... Read more